tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69523494421188553632012-02-16T08:30:56.596-05:00you're welcomeTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.comBlogger171100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-79011475146823354512010-01-14T21:28:00.004-05:002010-01-14T21:34:11.984-05:00

quickly, quickly, best records of 2010 mostly because most of my favorites were overlooked.strange boys - and girls clubthe mantles - s/tthe beets - spit on the face of people who don't want to be coolthee oh sees - help!thee oh sees - dog poisonblues control - local flavordutchess and the duke - sunrise/sunsetglass rock - tall firs meet the soft locationmore I'm forgetting, but those are all

Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-20117396926431021702009-10-10T10:00:00.003-04:002009-10-11T04:00:50.421-04:00

I've long been aware of Wikipedia's devoted following of editors/original computer users, but I never took the time out of my busy day of gettin paid and gettin laid to really think about 'em. Then I came across this.And now I'm starin at a bitch's bald spot and thinking, "Is Wikipedia becoming more of a game or a sport?" Either way, whoever argues for their own neutrality best or edited last

Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-43091311384607547162009-08-16T16:02:00.007-04:002009-09-16T03:03:58.141-04:00

Another poem. The stupidstriped zebra,roused from its sleep,becomes theblack cat/white rhinoit always dreamedit would be.Black cat + white rhino,gets into a fight,looking likezebrastripedcrumpled waste.It ends its life:paradise.

Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-41367106983415298962009-07-24T02:43:00.007-04:002009-07-24T03:10:29.822-04:00

a poemi'd like to be a swingerof bitcheson a lazy autumn's morn'and the gondoliersnitcheson mylove affairs.i'm not wearing a beret,because i am wearing a watch.who am I?i'd be a vacuum if i weren't so dense, void of sense and reasoning. you have to steer way far out to escape the pit in your stomache as you cope with the inspiration destruction.cringe, stupid.

Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-90980876817138981092009-02-24T08:30:00.000-05:002009-02-24T08:30:00.610-05:00

Best albums of 2008? Here's my no-nonsense list:

Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-67218749174265596182009-02-17T13:40:00.001-05:002009-02-19T02:31:54.740-05:00

I've successfully procrastinated so long on getting this mix together and available to you, my few and proud readers, that it is now a Christmas New Year's Inauguration Day Valentine's Day present. I realize this is not a real mixtape, but the word seems to have been co-opted so heavily and regularly as meaning any personally made collection of songs that maybe you should just chill the fuck out

Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-84513845795725602882008-10-31T00:29:00.003-04:002008-10-31T00:42:51.060-04:00

There's a show on MTV called "Sex...with Mom and Dad", which is unfortunately not a heavily stylized, jump-cut-filled incest porn. Rather, it is a show about opening up the lines of communication between parents and their children about sex. This is very important to the show's host and therapist Dr. Drew. You may know Dr. Drew from the intermittently awesome "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew" on

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Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-19476630022141172362008-09-14T11:23:00.001-04:002008-09-14T11:23:01.035-04:00

Saturday's Family Circus left my mind more blown out than prom hair. SENIOR prom hair. Yeah, a perfect punchline, I know. Actually, before I get the heart of this blog post, let's talk a little about prom hair. Personally, I prefer untampered hair on ladies, or lightly tampered. This business of rollers and hairspray and architecture always comes off looking weird at best and costumey at

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I've been alternately busy and lazy lately, so I've been slacking on updates. I'm going to try and do two posts this month, but even if I don't, this should more than suffice. I invite you to check out all of the Look Around You series, it's some seriously genius stuff. Everything about it is spot on and awesome, but the writing is insanely good.Online Videos by Veoh.comGrozart.

Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-88369811477217894172008-08-11T12:00:00.006-04:002008-08-12T14:43:26.935-04:00

Rockabilly is decidedly out of vogue currently, so now is a good time to get hip to it. Actually, since the 50's, rockabilly has never really been cool. Revivalists the Flat Duo Jets (who rule) have recently gotten some coverage due to Jack White's recommendation, but they haven't been a band for a decade. When the most visible band in a genre is a retro group that's already broken up, you're

Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-19806823310609526672008-07-29T12:37:00.003-04:002008-07-30T16:25:28.441-04:00

There's a lot of "static" about the whole "freak folk" and "new folk" phenomenon that all the kids are into because they're too sleepy for a rock revival. We barely tried with that whole rock revival business, really half-assed it, guys.More often than not, folk music is an excuse to give a lady the sleepy-eyes, as opposed to making engaging music. There are a LOT of sleepy eyes on the scene

Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-18088619221356698992008-07-29T03:42:00.003-04:002008-07-29T03:47:24.894-04:00

The good/bad folk post is taking a while, but here's a thing for you to know: my blog has an embedded streaming mp3 player, and it's pretty great. Take advantage of it. There should be a little gray rectangle somewhere on the left side of your computer screen, that's the totally rad embedded streaming mp3 player. See the little "play" arrows next to mp3's? That means you can play them using

Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-36224261140146825302008-07-27T19:52:00.006-04:002008-07-27T20:48:34.271-04:00

So, I was going to work on a new good-music suggestion post to keep MY AMAZING READERCOUNT (3!) ON THE UP AND UP but...FUCKING KANGAROO JACK IS ON THE TV AND IT IS AMAZING.I thought it was going to be boring, mediocre, annoying bad, but this shit is entertaining me beyond belief. In the span of the last 5 minutes, Jerry O'Connell, dehydrated from wandering the desert with Anthony Anderson,

Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-53103799113264752622008-07-25T00:12:00.037-04:002008-07-26T01:52:32.348-04:00

The Higher - Insurance?This song is inexplicably, almost impossibly bad.And yet, there it is. You can refresh as many times as possible, this song and video are real things that real people produced in an effort to make a legitimately awesome song. I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the many splendid ways this song fails at being good, so I've done my best to organize its spectacular

Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-11256398331444112982008-07-18T02:49:00.025-04:002008-07-30T12:27:39.374-04:00

Alright, so, this is a music blog now. How are you, Luke?I'm pretty alright. I'm going to take on the fairly massive subject of John Cale, one of my favorite, overlooked artists. I would write something like "CRIMINALLY OVERLOOKED!", but he's pretty nicely overlooked, cause his stuff is widely available and then you get to feel like you're discovering something. Man has an inherent,

Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11353408337780470230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6952349442118855363.post-22480959956408003422008-06-19T02:28:00.005-04:002008-07-25T01:56:55.376-04:00

Hi there,welcome. this is now a thing! your days of typing in this url and being redirected to a "that address does not exist" page are over. celebrate, then come back and finish reading my post.Alright,so, this blogging thing has died down, yes? Juno killed that, and Juno references are old hat. Old hat? Still in. "Old hat" will never die, despite being currently batted around with no

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