My First Blog Post

Hi there,

welcome. this is now a thing! your days of typing in this url and being redirected to a "that address does not exist" page are over. celebrate, then come back and finish reading my post.




Alright,

so, this blogging thing has died down, yes? Juno killed that, and Juno references are old hat. Old hat? Still in. "Old hat" will never die, despite being currently batted around with no concept of its origins. MY BLOG THEME #2: our society's blind faith in tradition.

MY BLOG THEME #1: unconventional structure


so, the cycle will be coming back around shortly. That means I'm on the tip of the revolution and when the wave once again peaks, I will be at its crest amidst the foam and lighter sealife. Once safely deposited on the beach, I will bask in the suns healing rays for a spell, pack up my towel, paperback, and gym bag full of spare socks and shoes, t-shirt, etc., walk to my SUV, carefully brush the sand from the bottom of my feet, making sure to clear between the toes because once that sand gets in your interior, maaan, it is never out, put on a clean pair of socks and my shoes, toss the flip-flops into the trunk, and drive back to my apartment. There I'll flip on the television, maybe finish a crossword, have a beer, call some friends. Metaphor complete.

To the bloggadome faithful who have stuck around, waiting for their blogsus


congratulations, and you're welcome.

Here's one for the ladies:

Leonard Cohen - The Stranger Song


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