Saturday's Family Circus left my mind more blown out than prom hair. SENIOR prom hair. Yeah, a perfect punchline, I know. Actually, before I get the heart of this blog post, let's talk a little about prom hair. Personally, I prefer untampered hair on ladies, or lightly tampered. This business of rollers and hairspray and architecture always comes off looking weird at best and costumey at most. There's so much support structure going on, I expect those hairdos to have little pamphlets with facts like, "Susie's hair has enough metal clips in it, that if you melted them down and then remolded them into a new, massive clip, it would clip the world right in two. Scientists have concluded that this would cause Earth to lose its center of gravity and spin towards the sun, narrowly missing it for 23 passes, edging nearer and nearer over 18 years. A rogue group of scientists contests these claims, saying that the giant hair clip would, when applied to the Earth using, presumably, SkyLab, send one half of the world into the sun, and the other on a trajectory course with fame and fortune."
That's what that hair is like, to me.
I guess the response is that it's for the ladies themselves, to make them feel special and like princesses. I would suggest that you find a way to spend $200 on your hair and make it look like a thing that should be done in current society.
Take THAT, senior prom goers.
Of course, bashing high school chicks for no good reason like I'm some kind art history professor isn't why I'm writing a post today. No, my main topic, now strengthened by the previous four paragraphs, is this absurd Family Circus comic. It is so unusual, I felt compelled to share it.
Heavy shit to drop on me on Saturday morning, Dolly. What the fuck is your scene, lady?
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If you followed Family Circus closer, you'd know that Dolly has a degree in Metaphysics. If you were an expert on Family Circus, which you are obviously not, you'd know that she got her degree from here:
http://www.metaphysicscollege.com/
The blogosphere is ashamed of your lack of knowledge... as well as your unwillingness to acknowledge Dolly as your intellectual superior. Maybe you should think twice before rushing into a blog post, guns blazing, trying to slip in an uninformed Family Circus comment at the tail end of a V for Vendetta-like rant against, of all people, insecure teenage girls.
Wow.
Consider yourself flamed boyo.
Tim, this makes me want to shit my pants.
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