Kangaroo Jack Non-Post

So, I was going to work on a new good-music suggestion post to keep MY AMAZING READERCOUNT (3!) ON THE UP AND UP but...



FUCKING KANGAROO JACK IS ON THE TV AND IT IS AMAZING.

I thought it was going to be boring, mediocre, annoying bad, but this shit is entertaining me beyond belief. In the span of the last 5 minutes, Jerry O'Connell, dehydrated from wandering the desert with Anthony Anderson, hallucinated a Jeep replete with dance tunes and Slurpees (Jerry: "It was so real!" Anthony: "That's why the call it a mirage."), got punched by a desert-wandering Aussie on horseback, and awoke from his KO to a sassy, rapping kangaroo and his rapping kangaroo friends (one makes it rain!).

Post on good and bad new folk Monday, probably.

There's no more to read, this little thing is just part of the genetic code of my blog: